n-a-blue-box:

Robert Downey Jr. nicknames Chris Evans “Dorito”.

RDJ has a tumblr im convinced of it

(Source: iwantcupcakes)


(Source: ruinedchildhood)

fatherlordzukoz:

I’ve been hearing theories about Bolin being a lava bender instead of a metal bender because of his mixed Earth Kingdom and Fire Nation roots and goSH THAT’S THE BEST THEORY I’VE EVER HEARD


illkim:

Me on the first day of school

(Source: illkim)

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

(Source: captainlinetti)

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

thismodernglitches:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

Let’s have a threesome you me and our lord and saviour Jesus Christ

You need god

I think if he joined it’d be considered an orgy

accio-percabeth:

sketch-elf:

A muggle-born’s sibling sends them a howler in the middle of the school year and it arrives while they eat. When they open it, all it does is simply scream “WHAT TEAM?”. Nearly all the muggle-borns shout “WILDCATS!” before returning to their meal, leaving the pure-bloods in total confusion of what the hell they just witnessed.

I accept and fully support this headcanon